“You’re a leprechaun? Come on man, what are you talking about? If you’re a leprechaun, where is my pot of gold?”
“Oh, we don’t have pots of gold anymore, now you get three wishes”.
“Oh come on man, that’s crazy “
“It’s true! Try me!”
“Ok, then I want a million dollars “
“You want a million dollars? No problem, when you wake up in the morning there will be a million dollars under your bed”
“Hmmm, ok, then I want a beautiful woman to be my wife”
“You got it! When you wake up in the morning there will be a million dollars under your bed and a beautiful woman by your side.”
“Well that sounds pretty good! My third wish, um, well, I’d like to be hung like you”
“You want a hammer like mine!? You got it, when you wake up in the morning there will be a million dollars under you bed, a beautiful woman by your side and you’ll be hung like me! I just have one favor to ask. I’ve never been partial to women, I’m wondering if you could maybe bend over and let me have my fun.”
“WHAT!!?? Absolutely not! No way, are you kidding?!”
“Come on, I’m give you a million dollars, a beautiful woman and you’ll be hung like me, I’m talking two minutes here!”
The man thinks about it for a minute, and says
“Ok, fine, just make it quick!”
So the leprechaun goes to work on the guy and when he’s done he’s says..
“So how old are you?”
“I’m 27”
“27? Really? And you still believe in leprechauns?”
