“Some time ago, a sheep got lost in the mountains. All the shepherds from the area gathered, and we searched for it. After we found it, we all had sex with it.”
“Sir, I’m sorry, but I can’t write that in the newspaper”, said the journalist. “Tell me another story, a happy one.” “Sure”, said the shepherd.
“Some time ago, the wife of a shepherd got lost in the mountains. All the shepherds from the area gathered, and we searched for her. After we found her, we all had sex with her.”
“Sir, I can’t write that in the newspaper either. Tell me another story, a sad one.”
“Sure”, said the shepherd. “Some time ago, I got lost in the mountains…”
