looked at his ass and said, “No, dat ain’t Bubba.”
The mortician didn’t say anything, but thought that was kind of strange. Then he brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body, and Billy-Joe looked at him and said, “Yeh, he’s burnt real bad; roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over, and Billy-joe looked down at his ass and said, “No, dat ain’t Bubba.”
The mortician said “How can you tell?”
Billy-Joe said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”
“What? He had two assholes?!” said the mortician.
“Yeh, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town, everyone would say, ‘Here comes Bubba with two assholes!’
