“As you will understand”, she said to the applicant,
“In a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question. So let me ask you this question.
Are you an Honest Lawyer?”
“Honest?” replied the candiadate.
“Let me tell you something about honesty. I’m so honest that my father lent me $30000 for my education and i paid back every penny as soon as i’d tried my first case.”
“And what sort of case was that?”
He squirmed in his seat, “well, my Dad sued me for the money.”
